A nice big tree.

I want to find a nice big tree--the kind that, when you sit under it, transforms your thoughts into epiphanies about how it makes sense that the world doesn't make sense. Maybe the Bible is that kind of tree.

The picture above is actually one that I took when I was touring around Southwest China. That tree was seriously big. I didn't get a chance to sit under it because the authorities decided it was a national treasure and fenced it up. They're robbing us of our epiphanies!